: Let's not forget the updated version called CRANK. It's fairly complex,
: but I'll summarize and simplify it for the lay public:
: 1. Take one Fiesta, Sprint, Mini, or other teeny-tiny auto, modify it to
: attain light speed.
: 2.CRANK IT UP.
: 3. Fly it to the nearest Black Hole, remain on the outer edge only,
: since entry will cause drastic reduction in body fat volume, which may be
: unhealthy.
: 4. Eat as much as you want of whatever you want, for as long as you want.
: 5. Return to Earth (leave the car hidden, it will be embarrassingly outdated).
: You will appear to be younger than your chronological age, and will have
: lost a seemingly infinite amount of weight compared to your in-flight
: mass, regardless of your diet!
: I guarantee that if you follow this diet, the results will astound you!
: :-Peter
No no no! That's the Crank (methamphetamine) diet: Lose all
the weight, and never miss any of your favorite game shows, infomercials,
sleep, etc. Of course you won't look quite so young :)
...Rodney
