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Watson & Crick '96 High School Fund Raiser

Spenser Barlow sbarlow at localaccess.com
Tue Oct 22 02:44:32 EST 1996

---WATSON & CRICK in '96---

Note: This is an advertisement for a HILARIOUS and MOCKING T-shirt.
The cost is $15, and we have approximately 75 T-shirts left. SO ORDER SOON!

The money is being raised to fund a high-school biotechnology class in
Centralia, WA, so this is a worthwhile cause.

If you are interested read on. If you are not interested, read on - this
ad is quite funny.

In case you don't trust us to send you a T-shirt after we receive your
money, we welcome you to call us at (360) 736-2146 or E-mail us at
docdna at localaccess.com. If that still does not satisfy your fears, I have
no idea what you can do and, therefore, you should probably not order from

ATTENTION: All Molecular Biologists w/money, Geneticists w/money,
Biochemists w/money, Microbiologists w/money, Biologists w/money, Science
Teachers w/money, Teachers w/money, Biology Students w/money, Students
w/money, General Public interested in Genetics w/money, General Public
w/money, Dogs of the above people w/money, Goldfish of the above people
w/money, Small Furry Animals named Ralph w/money, Small Furry Animals not
named Ralph w/money, etc.

        I think you get the picture. We do not care who you are - just that
have money. In otherwords, we want your money.

        Now, a logical and sane human being might say NO to sending money
complete strangers. However, we know most BIOLOGISTS and CHEMISTS are NOT
SANE. Still, just so you don't look like a fool when your friends ask you
why you are sending off $15 dollars to people you don't know, we WILL send
you a stylish t-shirt so you can gloat in those doubting Thomas' faces.

        The Shirt features a blue and red field separated by a white
double-helix. On the top red field Watson is emblazoned and on the bottom
blue field
Crick is labeled. A white "96" is positioned on the right side of the
double-helix which stops the helix from reaching the far right side of the
T-shirt. See .jpg file attachment.


To order, send a SASE w/check or cash to the order of $18.00  ($15 + $3
shipping) to:

Henri Weeks
919 W. Reynolds Ave.
Centralia, WA 98531

Option #2:  We can ship the shirt COD (check or money order). Write, call,
or e-mail us to initiate shipping.

All checks must be made out to Henri Weeks.  

You should receive your order just as soon as the US Mail service or UPS
can get
it to you.

Thank-you for you time.
By sbarlow at localaccess.com

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