Bad Plant Jokes
1. What did the plant say to the bully?
2. Ms. Jones was murdered in the conservatory with?
3. A good response to question is?
4. A plant that thinks highly of itself is?
5. Plants like to go fishing for?
6. Excuse me I can't talk, I've got ____ caught in my throat?
7. Your best friend is your?
8. Why did the plant go to the baseball game?
I'll stop here! Any additional puns welcome.
-Charles (ceumb at stolaf.edu)
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1. LEAVE ME ALONE
2. A PISTIL
3. A GOOD ANTHER
4. A NODE IT ALL
5. CARPEL
6. PHLOEM
7. STOMATE
8. TO ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM
