Yo you all
Cant resist puns! (and other nonsense)
What do you say and do when you step on fern fronds? - So sori.
The Hatfield and McKoy fern groups started the first sporophyte.
Why shouldn't diatoms throw stones? - They live in glass houses.
What is the most popular cheer at Plant U. - Phyte! Phyte! Phyte!
What do plants say when they are on a picnic? - Anther are all over
the place!
What does a divorced plant sleep on? - A monocot
What is a nastic movement? I'll let you make up your own here.
enuf :-)
d haas
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Dave Haas
Department of Natural Sciences
Fayetteville State University
Fayetteville, NC 28303
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"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One
path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total
extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly." -
Allen Konigsberg.
