Thus spake hart at vnet.ibm.com (brian w hart):
>As a great Leader once said:
>"Spiced? Ham?"
SPAM OF THE COSMOS
"Harken O Life to profound belching
blazoned in Spam for thee to behold.
Grand vision of Beer before eructation
proclaiming thy leftovers yet to be mold.
Within the protection of Trojans
I fashioned the seed of my inflation.
Through sheltering veil I watched thee unfurl
as questioning my real preparation.
Step forth O life... and heed of my call
bright child of Fido's long bound to thy place.
Carry thy cellulite past gravity's wall
and reunion the rapture of Spam in your face.
Most promising jewel of stellar creation
rare gem of the Cosmos in animate form
Let's quaff all the Beer in the entire nation
And cook up a greasy Spam storm...
Follow the path I lay out before thee.
Return to the Cosmos from whence thou began
Give back my cat and the front door key
And get out of my house just as fast as you can!
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Alex Suter
asuter at cs.stanford.edu
"I'm not really the Kimball RCC, but I play him on TV."
